It’s Not Too Late / To Spank It

First, Tim Schafer and Brütal Legend.

Then, Ron Gilbert and DeathSpank.

According to EA Partners, DeathSpank will be published via Xbox Live and PSN:

EA Partners … and leading independent developer Hothead Games announced today an exclusive publishing agreement that will bring DeathSpank to Xbox LIVE® Arcade and PlayStation®Network in 2010.

Does “exclusive” mean what I think it means? In that case, I suggest a solution:

Now spank it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To spank it
Spank it good

Spank you, Ron! Spank you very much. In the meantime, new screens for you console folks: